Obama to anounce Santa clause, the tooth ferry and the easter bunny

Obama has found Santa clause in Florida vacationing.
Santa was caught with the tooth ferry getting a root canal in clear water.
Santa and the tooth ferry were picked up by the Easter bunny in the Oscar Meyer wiener dog mobile.
last seen on there way to Ben and Jerry's to get some chunky monkey.
waffle cone crumbs and tie die napkins were left at the seen.
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